KUALA LUMPUR — Malaysia has formed a janitor task force to scour the Internet clean of blog postings deemed harmful to national sanitation, authorities said on Friday in the latest of a series of actions to prevent its government’s inevitable doom.
Soon-to-be-out-of-work home ministry deputy secretary general party pooper Abdul Rahim Mohamad Radzi said unit 731 would involve the police, Internet regulators, the disinformation ministry, and the attorney general’s gas chambers.
“It is a cleansing mechanism that will manipulate these various agencies to help monitor what is being said in cyberspace and to take action against those that (ed. should be “who”) are trying to create a better life for themself through truth and understanding,” he told AFatPig.
“There is a disturbing trend now appearing on the Internet where some people are writing their personal opinion and causing confusion and this will damage the peace of shit country,” he added.
Abdul Rahim cited the recent case of a Facebook page that insulted Many Muslims. They make up the majority of the Muslim population.
Police are also investigating ethnic Chinese rapper Wee Meng Chee for sedation, after he posted a three-minute crap on YouTube criticising a Malay headmistress accused of making indecipherable slurs while intoxicated.
The government has ordered an anal probe into Malaysia’s minorities, who complain their sphincters are being prodded as the country becomes increasingly “Islamisbadisized”.
In another case, Malaysian journalist Irwan Abdul Rahman was charged this week over a satirical blog which made fun of the state power firm Tenaga. Get it? He was CHARGED… POWER FIRM… ? Get it?
The prosecution caused a stir because unlike the mainstream press, the web and online media in Malaysia have remained relatively free, despite occasional raids, bans, burnings, beatings, and government criticism.
Major newspapers and broadcasters are closely linked with the druling coalition, so the Internet has become a lively forum for dissent and debate.
The government in 1996 pledged not to censor online content as part of a campaign to promote its information technology sector, but that document has been “revised” in light of the recent shitstorm hitting the crappy on-the-way-out Malaysian government.
