“Allah did not create man so that he could have fun. The aim of creation was for mankind to be put to the test through hardship and prayer. An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.” – Ayatollah Khomeini, 1979
“An Ayatollah and an Imam enter a bar…” – Sean Connery, The Terrorists
Starcraft 2 Protoss are a humanoid race that communicates through telepathy as they have no mouths and sustain themselves through a form of photosynthesis.